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There is one thing you can say for sure about women…we like to know what we’re in for. So when dating a new man, there isn’t a single girl out there who doesn’t at least wonder about the size and shape of her boy toy’s penis. We casually check out their shoe size, trying to figure out the correlation. We pray that – if only this time – we’ll actually be satisfied. Well girls, I came across an article that debunks a lot of the myths. This should help you prepare for what’s actually out there. You might be surprised – it throws a lot of the stereotypes right out the window.

1.       Ever heard a man say that they need the “extra-large” or “magnum” condoms. Well he is probably lying because only 6% of the male population needs extra large condoms according to condom manufactures. So yeah - you heard right … 94% of men could be lying right now! Not only that, but a full 2% of men suffer from a syndrome called “micropenis”, which is where the penis only reaches 1-2 inches long when fully erect. Two percent may not seem like a lot, but in a country with almost 29 million people, that’s almost 3 million guys. Yikes!

2.       The study most trusted by urologist’s state that the average erect penis size is 5.1 inches long and 4.8 inches in girth. Let’s not even get into what they say in chat rooms! =)

3.       Almost 80% of American men are circumcised even though the American Academy of Paediatrics states it is not necessary. So more often than not, you’re not going to have to figure out what in God’s name you are supposed to do with that extra skin.

4.       Penises are generally darker in colour than the bodies they hang from. Why? Its part of the sexual maturation process, but it is also because during puberty nature introduces men to a special friend: their hand.

5.       There is no correlation between penis size and shoes size, nose size or hand size. Hmmmm…how about SUV size?

6.       Masturbation is completely natural and good for you! Logically speaking, the more men clean out their plumbing the fewer problems they will have pumping the well later on. (Don’t lie – you love the not-so-subtle double entendre.)

7.       Men will go limp if they drink too much. How much is too much? Well about 3 ½ drinks for a 150-pound man. So when your guy starts shouting, “WOOHOO! Keg Stand!”, lean over and whisper into his ear, “if you drink that much, this is the last time any part of your body will be standing.” Then wink & jiggle the car keys. They will be in the car before you can spell H-A-R-D  O-N.